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News Articles on Maidenhead
Voting Question: Any saturday work for 15 year olds?
Aren't there any saturday jobs out there for 15 year olds?
Maidenhead.
30 Aug 08, 09:08:41
Maidenhead: dose eny1 no if theres eny girls motocross clubs in maidenhead or near maidenhead?
i luv motocross and i wont to join a girls club dose eny1 no if theres eny in maidenhead or near maidenhead
30 Aug 08, 12:08:16
Voting Question: hey dose anyone no if u can take an 110cc dirt bike to a field or a park ?
i got an 110cc dirt bike but iv hardly been on it dose anyone no were i can go i live in maidenhead
24 Aug 08, 03:08:33
Maidenhead: is anyone selling a laptop?
it should be in good condition and cheap. i live in maidenhead berks london
16 Aug 08, 02:08:09
Voting Question: I am getting married in Bracknell/maidenhead can anyone suggest good budget veues which will allow a BBQ?
I have looked at Easthampstead Park House which I loved but it may be out of our price range as well as The Coppid Beach Hotel.
31 Jul 08, 01:07:25
Maidenhead: I need borrow money unsecured with no credit check option and i am unemployed :(?
Please help i am living in Maidenhead Berkshire.
10 Jul 08, 06:07:13
Maidenhead: Has anyone ever heard of Mitch Price?
Legendary Football player from Maidenhead who is set to make money for the future.
Anyone?
02 Jul 08, 09:07:08
Maidenhead: Views on Maidenhead Uniteds Website?
http://www.maidenheadunitedfc.co.uk
Do you think it is easy to use?
Has it got enough information?
What else should it have?
What would you rate it out of 5?
(5 being the best)
Info is needed for A Level Business Studies Coursework,
Thanks.
27 Jun 08, 10:06:58
Maidenhead: i thought this was amusing....... what do you think??
Subject: Fw: Passport Application
Don't you wish that you had written this?
Dear Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through.
How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a satellite dish from them back in 1994, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date?
How come that nice West African immigrant chappy who comes round every Thursday night with his DVD rentals van can tell me every film or video I have had out since he started his business up eleven years ago, yet you still want me to remind you of my last three jobs, two of which were with contractors working for the government?
How come the T.V. detector van can tell if my T.V. is on, what channel I am watching and whether I have paid my licence or not, and yet if I win the government run lottery they have no idea I have won or where I am and will keep the bloody money to themselves if I fail to claim in good time.
Do you people do this by hand?
You have my birth date on numerous files you hold on me, including the one with all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30-odd years. It's on my health insurance card, my driver's licence, on the last four passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes and boats over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done every ten years and the electoral registration forms I have to complete, by law, every time our lords and masters are up for re-election.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, I was born in Maidenhead on the 4th of March 1957, my mother's name is Mary, her maiden name was Reynolds, my father's name is Robert, and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and the day I die!
I apologise Minister. I'm obviously not myself this morning. But between you and me, I have simply had enough! You mail the application to my house, then you ask me for my address. What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthals working there? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to activate the Fifth Reich for God's sake! I just want to go and park my weary backside on a sunny, sandy beach for a couple of week's well-earned rest away from all this crap.
Well, I have to go now, because I have to go to back to Salisbury and get another copy of my birth certificate because you lost the last one. AND to the tune of 60 quid! What a racket THAT is!! Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day? But nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some tosser to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture - you know... the one where we're not allowed to smile in in case we look as if we are enjoying the process!
Hey, you know why we can't smile? 'Cause we're totally pissed off!
I served in the armed forces for more than 25 years including over ten years at the Ministry of Defence in London. I have had security clearances which allowed me to sit in the Cabinet Office, five seats away from the Prime Minister while he was being briefed on the first Gulf War and I have been doing volunteer work for the British Red Cross ever since I left the Services. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am -- you know, someone like my doctor...
who, before he got his medical degree 6 months ago WAS LIVING IN PAKISTAN...
Yours sincerely,
An Irate British Citizen.
22 Jun 08, 08:06:11
Maidenhead: Why ſhould I, Sir John Smith, be remmembered for the my liaiſon with the Indion women Pocahontas?
'Twas not as if I Tupp'd her, and taketh her maidenhead, in fact, by the tyme that I indeed board'd that wench, her maidenhead was long gone.
my fifth limb doeth well, now that thou, kind ſir, doth mention.
17 May 08, 05:05:28
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